By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
I agree, your life sucks 110 825
You deserved it 13 091
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Sir_ND_Pity 35

1 - Yes, yes she did :)

629 8
iLike2Teabag 27

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

526 11

Comments

iwadasn 32

If she'd lost her virginity due to being raped, you'd think her father would already be aware of it. And if she'd been raped and was keeping it a secret, why would she suddenly announce it at a restaurant? I think you're just looking for an excuse to feel self-righteous.

10 2
yarani 26

Maybe she meant the astrological sign? -.- Let's hope that's it!

0 0
ashleytianarose 13

Don't feel too bad. You can't control her every move. I just hope you didn't take the fact that her cherry is "popped" lightly.

1 0
nyxiny 22

How does she even know what a Daiquiri is? *I* don't even know what that is, and I'm 23!

0 8
LifeOfAnRN 18

Are you sure she wasn't just trying to get a reaction out of you? I mean, I have 3 grown sons and STILL wouldn't say that to my dad.

4 0
vadala18 13

Make sure she see a doctor. Talk to her about safely.

2 0
rachel_souther 5

You can't say it's his fault. I have great parents but I lost my virginity and got pregnant at age 15 I am now a 16 year old single mother to my amazing 3 month old son. It's not their fault it's mine. If you want to blame someone other that the child herself Blame society..

7 1
RetardedPotato 6

I don't mean to come off as nosey (I'm a victim and result of sexual abuse) but your profile picture's a bit inappropriate for a teen. Sorry if this comment's a little offensive.

0 0
BaraSkit07 12

Really, most things that children do can be traced back to the parents or society. While I do agree that losing ones virginity at 13 is young, I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with it. If they get pregnant that is bad but from what I've seen the ones who do mature quickly and are much more responsible than the rest when it comes to sex.

1 5
rachel_souther 5

Actually.No. Getting pregnant is not bad, it is a blessing. If it wasn't for me getting pregnant last year I would have killed myself or ended up in a hospital I was so depressed and thought I was going nowhere in life and that my life had no purpose. I was wrong my life has a huge purpose, to graduate, take care of my beautiful son and have a good life. I cannot imagine where I'd be right now if it wasn't for my child.

4 1
rachel_souther 5

Do you think Pokemon is for mature people? LOL. Babies are blessings! I do find it offensive that you pretty much called me immature. I am doing a great job raising my son as a single mother, making sure he is happy and healthy! I am also proudly breastfeeding.

1 4
Axel5238 29

For you it was blessing which is great. I wish you the best. There are alot who do not straighten up until there are dire consequences and a lot still don't change. While these things happened in previous generations, but the whole thing was taken much more seriously. Now it seems like kids have a really lax attitude to some very serious things such as driving while high ect...

2 0
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Am I the only one to think that she said that as a brag? You know the way a kid would say "I'm not a baby!" when being called a child in public. It is also possible that she thinks that she is not a virgin anymore because she had her first kiss. Some kids believe the darndest things when it comes to sex. I find that odd that if she had sex; she'd tell her dad in such a conversational way. Then maybe she did have sex. And yes it sucks that she would do it so young. What matters now is to guide her and inform her on safe sex, if she chooses to be sexually active, nothing will stop her. She is better off being taught on safety.

6 0