Intimacy: Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By healthfreak - 07/09/2014 01:57 - United States - Marietta

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not a virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", Honey. FML

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Thursday 11 July 2013 18:44

1 - Yes, yes she did :)

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Thursday 11 July 2013 18:53

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

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mahoney94 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:08

You know, there's a pretty good chance she's just stupid. I don't think an intelligent person would absent mindedly tell their father that. Maybe she's given a handjob or something, but I doubt it's that bad.

lwonderful 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:10

That's just wrong

Jordan96parker 8

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:31

That's how you can tell if a parent beats some knowledge into their children. If it wasn't for a Beating here and there when I was young I wouldn't be how I am. I'd be a brat. Just like the rest of this generation.

kidsgotastinky 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:52

Murica

TeenageAvatar 0

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:56

Sadly, as a 13 year old, I'm horrified to say I see this a lot in school. In Alameda, CA, where I live they tell seventh graders about a site where boys 11 and up can get condoms. But for OP, this is a prime reason why he should start to beat sense and good decision making into his daughter.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Friday 12 July 2013 5:33

It's better to teach kids sexual education and protection than abstinence. It's good that they are giving free condoms, since young teenagers can't buy them themselves, and you know their hormones aren't going to tell them "Oh well, no condom no sex!" Please.

BlissfulLiss 18

Friday 12 July 2013 0:31

They grow up so fast..*dabs eye*

cna1216 15

Friday 12 July 2013 0:40

Whoa. Im thirteen and havent even been on a date! I am sorry for your daughter. Thats not right!

Cristianma 13

Friday 12 July 2013 1:10

Dang when I was 13 I was was worried about missing Pokemon, not a girl missing her period...

Iniezian 18

Friday 12 July 2013 2:25

I honestly can't contemplate how she thought it was a good idea to say it. I mean, does she honestly expect to EVER be let out of the house by herself until she's 50 now?