By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

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Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

1 - Yes, yes she did :)

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iLike2Teabag 27

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

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summerguy97 16

Kid have been having sex at a young age since forever.

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purplecowgoesmoo 5

yeah don't blame it on the "kids these days", unless you're referring to the 1900's too.

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fuckmylife518 15

"Young lady, you are a virgin until I say you're not!"

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Blondie7347 16

Yeah.. I don't think that's how it works??

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reeses_pieces12 7

No use being mad about it now. All you can do is make she values herself, doesn't give in to doing things she doesn't feel comfortable with and teach her about appropriate protection. Also, probably time to consult the lady doctor. I believe their recommendation to visit once one becomes sexually active or reaches age 21 still stands.

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stewpididiot 11

Too late ....

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reeses_pieces12 7

Too late what? It's never too late to respect yourself. Also *make sure. Full sentences are good. :-p

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tjv3 10

#17 that statement right there sums up what is wrong with the world today. OP get mad then buy a freaking chastity belt with a biometric lock or one that is on a rotating cipher

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datgamerchick 14

With the way this generation's headed, it seems non-virginal fetuses will become the norm in a couple of years.

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samabomination 19

Yeah and instead of the show 16 & pregnant it'll be 12 & pregnant.

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hokie16 13

It used to be normal for teenage girls to be married away by 13. And having kids right after that. People like to act like teenage pregnancy is worse than ever, when it's probably better than ever thanks to birth control, legal abortion, and condoms.

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jamjam12 15

68 is right, teen pregnancy rates have decreased quite a bit. So obviously our generation isn't as ****** up as everyone thinks it is.

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bettyboop428 24

68: Unwanted teen pregnancies and married teen mothers are two completely different situations, especially given the differences in responsibility and maturity from generations past compared to this one.

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monnanon 13

why do you assume that any teen who isnt married does not want their pregnancy?

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hokie16 13

Being married or unmarried doesn't affect whether you want your kid or not, or your ability to take care of it. I don't think any 13 year old should be having a baby, but I also know that the last thing a stressed out teen mom needs is everyone telling her how dumb and awful she is. That just leads to her not wanting the baby and mistreating it. Any pregnant woman, regardless of age, needs support.

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TheDrifter 23

Precisely, it's not the mothers age, but her ability to raise the child and whether she wants it. Almost 2/3 of teen mothers required social assistance in the last decade and only 1 in 4 were married, plus the abortion rate has doubled. The problem isn't teen age, it's poor decision making skills. Young ladies please, find a partner you wish to stay with and a means of financial support for your new family before you choose to start one.

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rosenkrieger223 21

48, I'm pretty sure that 18 and 38 were being sarcastic...

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Alexis2742 31

I agree, your life sucks and you deserved it because if you would have taught her better, it wouldn't have happened but you have a long road ahead of you now.

Angelrose2004 17

Yes, because the only influence on her is what her daddy teaches her. There is no possible way that curiosity, media influence, or peer pressure could've gotten the best of her.

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AshleyScruggs 14

20- I know a lot of kids with amazing parents who do their best to teach their kids right from wrong, and some of those kids have done a lot of horrible things, including things that have hurt their families. People choose their own paths. Parents aren't always to blame when their children make bad decisions.

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Cazz91 21

Get off your high horse and stop judging OP based on your ignorant thoughts. You can be the worlds best parent while teaching them much better than anyone else could have and still end up with a rotten kid. Its not always the parents fault. I am disgusted at how many people still throw that "its the parents fault" card around without any knowledge or common sense behind certain situations. I understand there are times it really was the parents fault failing to do their job but that is not always the case. If anything this would be a reasonable shock to any good parent that cared and know that they did teach their child better than what they acted out on their own accord behind that parents back.

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ultra_notorious 26

one of the most ignorant comment ive read thus far on this site. free will and opportunity, snotty young teen?

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Is that how the system works? I guess I've been doing it right :) the drinking virgin drinks part, not the having sex part >____> Onto the more relevant topic: yeah, this isn't something you want to hear from a 13 year old, especially if you are her father. FYL!

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Heat_Leech 7

I find it amazing that THATS the way she decides to break it to you.... Maybe she doesnt even know what virgin means either that or shes stupid enough to think there are special drinks for virgins

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Juneyah1017 9

The generation of kids these days are not getting better people

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summerguy97 16

They've always been the same. People have been having sex and getting pregnant since humans arrived. It's not just OUR generation. It was yours too, and the one before yours and the one before that.

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TheDrifter 23

They're not doing anything new, it's how they're doing it. The concept of consequences and responsibilities seems to have gone missing somewhere between the inventions of birth control and crack and are in danger of being totally forgotten.

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