Intimacy: Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By healthfreak - 07/09/2014 01:57 - United States - Marietta

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not a virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", Honey. FML

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Thursday 11 July 2013 18:44

1 - Yes, yes she did :)

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Thursday 11 July 2013 18:53

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

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wonders8 3

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:57

Thats really messed up!

4Madden 19

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:00

Don't know what's worse. The fact that your daughter is sexual active prematurely or the fact that she is stupid enough to think a drink would have anything to do with her virginity.

buddy51 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:00

She's not a bright bulb either.

blurvsh 10

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:01

I really hope she was just messing with you OP

pooperoni 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:11

some 13 year olds have sex. I myself had my first sexual experience at age 14, and I was the last girl of everyone I knew to go through puberty. some of my friends lost their virginity at age 13, and had their first sexual experience when they were 11 or 12. it's not surprising. some 13 year olds want to have sex. teach them about safe sex, and the risks of emotional attachment that may go along with it.

saidoh_fml 26

Friday 12 July 2013 4:29

As if emotional attachment is the only risk...

christinatabor 3

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:11

I feel sorry for you. )-:

Omniprism 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:13

It's quite possible that she's confused about what that means. She may have kissed someone and thought that was losing your virginity. Maybe if its not too late you can can the sex talk.

MommaSchmidt 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:15

hence why I will be moving to the middle of no where until my daughter turns 30

Wowxoxo 17

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:33

When you're in the middle of nowhere, you get bored. Recipe for disaster when it comes to country teens

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:15

Does she not really know what that means or is it time to have a serious talk & get her the HPV shot & birth control? FYL OP, I feel for you...13 is too young for her to possibly make you a grandpa.

Jojjo_fml 1

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:17

I can´t really see the problem, as long as the girl and her partner liked each other and knew how to protect them selfes, what harm could it posibly do to her? I was about the same age as her the first time, and it hasn´t affected me in any bad way at all.