Intimacy: Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By healthfreak - 07/09/2014 01:57 - United States - Marietta

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not a virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", Honey. FML

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Thursday 11 July 2013 18:44

1 - Yes, yes she did :)

iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:53

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

Comments

pooperoni 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:36

I love how staff member 'alan' has deleted two of my posts because I disagreed with him. I wasn't disrespectful in any way, and didn't break any of the 'fml rules'. That's pathetic.

123man 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:43

@128, That's happened to me before. Once I got a message saying I broke some rule (wasn't clear what), other times nothing at all.

TheHeavyOne 15

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:39

Holy F**k. Potential parenting fail! 13?! FYL, dude. Sorry!

MaggieJH 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:41

The moment every dad dreads..

pooperoni 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:44

I love how FML staff member 'alan' is being unnecessarily rude to a poster regarding spelling and grammar, and then when I disagree with him my comments are deleted. despite the fact that I haven't broken any 'fml rules'. then im accused of being a troll, for speaking up about alan being a troll.

000lizzy000 13

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:48

Thats horrible

boo987 0

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:48

I actually was a honour student all throughout school. I maintained straight As in most of my courses, despite skipping classes, drinking and *gasp * having sex at 13. I was neither pressured nor uninformed and it was brilliant. I'm now happily married with three planned kids and a PhD. Thank you.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:59

Nobody is saying that it always turns out one way or another. Let me ask, are you planning on telling your kids that it's OK to have sex at 13 or 12 or whatever, as long as you "know what your doing and can protect yourself"? I'm pretty sure most kids now-adays know about protection yet there are still lots of unwanted pregnancies and STDs.

FloMarDee 19

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:50

I'm just not sure she knew what she was saying.... I really hope the OP posts a follow-up because I think we will be surprised at the direction of the family discussion after this comment was made... maybe it gave an opportunity for parents and child to open up dialogue for conversations that really need to be had either way?