By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
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You deserved it 13 091

Same thing different taste

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Sir_ND_Pity 35
iLike2Teabag 27

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Every generation had **** ups but in this generation it's more acceptable to ride a dick before you can vote. For me, I am waiting to give my virginity to my spouse. So not everyone in "this generation" is a complete loss to society.

Actually no, it's not "more acceptable" it's less acceptable and that's why teen pregnancy is made out to be this huge problem that is just suddenly occurring.

JJJJJakkkkeee 6

No, you're right, it's not acceptable but now if it happens to you or someone you know, it's not as big of a deal as opposed to previous decades.

and there goes all hope for this next generation.

Shut the hell up. The only thing this generation has done different than past ones sexwise has to do with the technology available to them. My grandmother lost her virginity at 15 in 1942, and I know some her friends did too. I'm so sick of hearing about "this generation."

Sure hope that was followed with, "gotcha!"

If it was, he wouldn't have posted it on FML.

well while a lot of people have pointed out she likely doesn't know what the word means, and even if she does, and isn't saying that to be "cool" or a "rebel", so what? I mean if she's being safe and the boys (or girls) are her age oh well, give her a safe sex talk, buy a box of condoms and get her on the pill.

I don't think "Oh, well" is the correct response here. It's not like she's 18 or even 16--she's THIRTEEN, which means she's still in middle school. She should not be having sex that young.

yet, they will have sex if they want to, so teach them how to be safe.

RedPillSucks 31

At 13, you don't give the kids a box of condoms or birth control pills, a slap on the back, a hi-ho silver and away. Kids that young are generally not responsible enough to deal with the consequences of sex, either physical or emotional. In addition, they are easily (peer pressure) put in a situation where they're basically little more than sex candy for others. I can't tell you how many girls I know that have been in a situation that started out OK and ended up with them being raped. I know that can happen an any time, but it gets more prevalent when the kids are more sexually active.

I would really like to think that she lied cuz she misunderstood the meaning of a "virgin" when it comes to drinks and lied out of embarrassment.

Am I the only one that wants to know why she said "dad" did the dad take it? Wtf!!!!! Thats why it's gone at 13. What 13 year old has enough time away from parents to get some?????

Every heard of school? Hell if she lost it to a 13 yo guy it probly didn't last very long

This is the second time I have witnessed someone on this website referring to parental incest. I'm going to go sit in the corner and think about my choice of sites.

monnanon 13

she was addressing her dad because he asked for the virgin drink you monumental idiot.

Maybe she just doesn't understand the meaning of being a virgin. Hopefully.