By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

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unfortunate_13 5

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

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Tchernov9 0

Yall just cause he is 250 pounds doesn't mean he's fat, I know some people that weigh 214 and they are 18- years old and they aren't fat.

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mike1921 0

YDI for not trying to get him off of you , seriously. His weight doesn't matter if you don't care, but seriously you're getting knocked out?

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porsche944 0

I'm 6'8" 285 pounds and still only 23% body fat. Just because someone weighs a lot doesn't mean that they're fat. Of course, there are exceptions, but it's not automatic.

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that_was_so_awkw 0

DUMP HIM! B4 HE EATS YOU!

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Triplefool 0

HAHAHAHA I know I should find that really offensive, but it reminded me of this episode of American Dad: Francine: I think it's so cute that Steve had a little girlfriend! Stan: Better not tell Debbie or she'll eat her. XDDDDDDD

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19fml18 0

Yeah, he could just be really strong

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kat_lovesyoukno 0

she wasn't saying he was fat she was just trying to explain why she passed out while making out

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Vitamin_C 0

Here's a tip.. Listen carefully now... Tell him to move.

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aJ09 0

**** so many shallow ppl. if she wants to date a 250 pounder than good for her. she isnt shallow like most of you losers.

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