By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

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unfortunate_13 5

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

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lovexshine 0

Ehh...I'm a tiny 95 lb girl with a 260+ lb fat boyfriend and we never have any trouble when he's on top of me when making out. He is very careful and makes sure he doesn't put all of his weight on me. I don't see how this could really be that extreme of a problem for you. Be cautious if you decide to have sex, though. Missionary position will be very difficult, I always have an issue with stomach getting in the way. And yes, huge fatties turn me on. Someone has to like them.

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Lawlipop 3

I love you. :D And, OP, I pretty much agree with the YDI stance... not for dating someone who's heavy, but for not letting him know you were having trouble breathing in the first place.

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amaranthphantom 0

I'm in a similar relationship. My husband is over 300 and i'm about 140. We never have any problems. And OP, you're a bitch for putting that up here. I bet he felt terrible about it. But if you continue to be retarded and not figure out ways to make out with him on top without asphyxiation, than at least come up with some sort of signal for him to move. Slapping his back or something.

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Triplefool 0

You are so cool!!! I concur, guys need a little cushion for the pushin'. I wish I could get my bf to bulk up a bit.

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GongButterfly 0

if he doesn't want to lose weight, then your on top.

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chanman 0

I think a big muscular guy has enough ab/arm/back strength to keep his weight off his woman. I'm pretty sure this is a fat FML.

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plexico 3

He was probably pounding too hard on your diaphragm.

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TobyLuckhurst 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Too true!

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scorpioserpent 1

LMAO! Snorlax FTW

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deaditegirl 0

YDI for not letting him know you couldn't breathe. Communication in relationships shouldn't be this difficult, people.

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lerbear 0

This has happened to me too! And no, I am not fat, nor is my boyfriend. He is a division one football player at a college, and thats a lot of muscle laying on top of you! Switch. You on top... its more fun too!

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

time to call Jenny?

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