Kids: Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish...

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 01:30

Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML

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Great start

By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:22

Uhm. Nail polish remover?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:16

*simultaneously* Is it just me or is everyone thinking the sa- woah, that was weird o.o

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soccerscout7 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:44

acetone would work...

ElegantlyLovelyy 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:08

Sooooo, why did your 3 year old have access to nail polish ?

Angi95 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:11

nail polish remover this little kid I was babysitting decided to paint my new car I got for my birthday. I got the paint off with nail polish remover but the little shot head used up all of my favorite color.

Angi95 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:42

shit*

Angi95 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:13

When I was little my I could reach anything and get into anything with a child lock. My mom had to use a special seat belt so I couldn't get out of my car seat. So it's not always the parents fault.

applejane 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:15

YDI for leaving black nail polish where a 3 year old could get it. Just be grateful she didn't eat it and get sick.

kaitlyn15bp 5

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:23

I was the exact same way! I could climb on the counters, and get at things put high up away from me, I would get up in the middle of the night and mess with stuff.