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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Momfail - 27/02/2022 06:00

Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML

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By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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texashorns82492 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:27

What a little punk

lmmmr 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

Fail. Don't let kids or animals near your iphone unsupervised.

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mummy162 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:06

This should be in the kids category.

jenn03 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:13

lmao

NisPe_BITCH 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:15

You need to get rid of that kid. There are children in orphanages for far less than that.

DaBombb316 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:16

YDI for leaving an expensive phone lay out for him to pick up

Malexhe 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:19

This is why my parents left expensive things out of my reach when I was little kid. ;)

newguy90 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:20

Do not turn it on for 5 days!!!!

effyourlife_ 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:20

he was just trying to be nice too bad you didn't teach him about electricity and electronics, just be glad he wasn't cleaning something that could have killed him

moldylunchboxx 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:21

#18, you clearly know nothing about kids. hes not stupid, he's three! he doesnt know better, and i dont think anyone thinks about teaching a 3-year-old not to put cell phones in water.

ButterFly_16 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:26

YDI for leaving your iphone where he could reach it.

Kacen 2

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:30

I'd kill him. Then again, I wouldn't buy an iPhone. Apple is overpriced, overrated garbage.

lissn 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:32

Stop being a brandracist, have you even used one of these things? D:

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