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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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Same thing different taste

So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Momfail - 27/02/2022 06:00

Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML

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By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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texashorns82492 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:27

What a little punk

lmmmr 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

Fail. Don't let kids or animals near your iphone unsupervised.

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spannerxox 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:13

my brother wanted to do something nice for me so he gave my goldfish a bubble bath. under the hot tap with washing up liquid. damn kids!

dannymac444 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:15

adoption

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:41

I don't understand why teenagers need iPhones, let alone adults with children.

blargmanus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:48

@ lmmmr: They already have that. If you have an iPod Touch, you can install Skype (which is free from the App Store) on it and get either the headphone/mic from Apple (around 30 bucks) or a generic set from most major electronic retailers.

koalabear77386 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:58

While that completely sucks about your phone, it is cute that your kid wanted to do something nice for you. @25..."you need to get rid of that kid".... wtf dude?

TheNilvarg 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:06

You deserve it for using Apple products.

Poasters82 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:08

If I were u, and thank god I'm not, I'd spank that kids ass till it bled xD LOL jk, that's not his fault, I'm sure he didn't know that it was valuable and was just tryin 2 be nice... Sucks about your phone tho I agree with 47 LOL :)

hsdtt03 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:09

haha that's SO CUTE! adorable! but i'd be pretty mad if that happened :P

crampy 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:17

FAIL FAIL FAIL. and 62, WTF, it is neither cute nor adorable. control your kids.

UncleverName_FYL 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:39

i dont get it, your ipod's clean now YDI you should be happy. Actually If your 3 year old son thought your ipod was so dirty that he just had to clean it, then you really did have it coming.

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