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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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Same thing different taste

So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Momfail - 27/02/2022 06:00

Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML

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By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 22:27

What a little punk

lmmmr 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

Fail. Don't let kids or animals near your iphone unsupervised.

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may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:22

A couple of people have mentioned that the kid was trying to be nice, but I don't see it that way. I'd imagine that the kid was mad that his parent wanted him to clean, so he did something he knew would make his parent mad. Stuff like that happens. Hopefully now he knows not to do it again. :D

ellebell 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:27

bahaha aww! how cute!!!

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:27

aww how sweet! you cant be that mad at him

liuken 3

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:49

"Today, I decided to do something nice for my mommy. I decided to wash her phone. While I was cleaning it, it shocked me within an inch of my life. My mom was more concerned about her phone. FML."

rAdi0k0n 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:53

how the heck does washing an iphone qualify as good? I mean I know it doesn't, but what was he thinking it would accomplish?

poptartkid 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:57

1-Put it in a bowl full of rice for 2 days 2-If not working then put it in a bowl full of bleach that will erase the water marks 3-Then ask for a new one

LavenderBlonde 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 14:06

If you have to tell us specifically that your phone is an iPhone, it only leads me to doubt that your phone actually is an iPhone.

stephx3 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:58

awe, kids are so cute, agreed i'd be mad but come on they were trying to be nice, awe lol

slipkid 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:01

ah kids.. gotta love 'em!

backseatgudbye 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:09

YDI. I'm sorry, but bad parenting. When I was 3 years old I knew better than to wash my parent's iphone. I knew if I did I would wake up sore as hell the next morning.

RavenBlackEye 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:09

It's clear that some of the assholes here don't have the first clue about parenthood! They just make themselves sound a little silly. Of course they'll be the first perfect parent in the world when their time comes! Haha, my son has pinched my phone dozens of times. Never washed it though but he's only 1! He's broken it (and remote controls!) when he's filled it with slobber a couple of times though - I've just taken it to bits and left it on the radiator for a few days for it to dry out and it's always been fine eventually - hopefully if he didn't totally saturate it that'll work for you!