By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France
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I needed to read the FML to get what was going on, but the illustration's pretty clever.
Okay... 1) Leave over $500 where a child can get it? 2) Leave a shredder on, and accessible to a 4 year old 3) Wouldn't the shredder going ring a few alarm bells in your head when you hear it?
1. Little kids can be crafty little turds [see comment #309.] The money could have been in a wallet in a purse. 2. Shredders can go on floors. My parents have one and it's the size of a regular trash can. Besides, shredders these days are finger-safe. It's not like they expected the kid to shred anything they could get their hands on. 3. What if it was a quiet shredder and/or they were on the phone? Or the bathroom? Not all shredders are as loud as a stampede, you know.
Haha, illustration win.
How come there was 500$ AND a shredder within reach of a 4 years old? Who's watching your kid now? D:
Way to overreact to a fake. Keep up the good work, people. Y'allDI. FYL.
Shred his birth certificate.
I wouldve Orton kicked that kid so hard. That drawing makes me want to stab a monkey.
You all just got trollfucked so hard. You're all super-ghey.
To all the idiots saying "oooh why is a shredder so accessible to a 4 year old" get a life you bunch of overprotective dumbshits. You're the reason why kids these days are such *******! It's the same as parents that watch their kids play soccer and as soon as they fall over they rush over in a panic with a first aid kit and then buy the little turd an ice-cream after the game. If I was this little guy's father, I would have at least 4 or 5 shredders throughout the house just so he could learn the potential dangers of sticking ones fingers where they shouldn't go. Firm but fair!
You're my hero
Illustration is funny but there is a mistake: 4-Years-old kids don't lose their teeth.
Yes, they do, #290
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Why did you have 500 dollars easily accessible to a child?
Why was a shredder accessible to your four-year-old, for that matter!