By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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katgurl 13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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noshitsherlock 0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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invisiblerabbit 0

cut his dick off.

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fireandice27 0

That is probably the biggest FYL I've seen on here. Mind you, the fact that I'm a girl may make me a tad biased :P

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rinrinn22 0

**** man! totally sucks for you,,,,and i thought i wanted a little bro.

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The_Uncouth 0

see this is why you should get born last! lol, but seriously i wouldnt be talking to my parents for a while if i were you

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k1ng 0

your fault how the f*** do you not feel that. high five to the kid!

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the_stereotype 0

you should donate it, since it's already gone. at least someone else will get to feel beautiful.

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Shockvalue 0

Agreed, she should. But still, if that little boy were my child, he would have gotten the punishment of a lifetime. And in addition I'd probably have his father shave his head completely so that it was bald and shiny, and tell him "Now you can match your sister" he wouldn't be stupid enough to make that mistake again.

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justkillmenowxx 0

i love myeslf. dont u all love me????? haters dont comment.

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movies12 0

That really sucks, and if my little brother did that 2 me.... let's just say he will be bleeding, but why did u have to add in the "BLONDE" part, what's the big deal if ur blonde, or brunette or red-head. I don't understand. Anyways FYL!!

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Whats_Love09 0

She could have been using "bloody" as a watered-down curse word. Yes, I know the OP is from Texas... That doesn't matter. I have a friend from England who lives in Georgia... He still uses the word bloody. So, let's not go there.

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