By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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katgurl 13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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noshitsherlock 0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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gisselle 0

How can you not wake up if you were bleeding that would have been painfull.

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damnrosi 0

hahaha all these people getting confused over the term bloody is actually funnier than most fml posts. Bloody in this form does not mean bleeding, it is just a toned down swear, as in 'that bloody kid won't shut up'.

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thatsoundsnice 0

Except for the fact that this person is from Texas. "Bloody" in that context is not an American term.

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tikimuppet 11

Might have been born in England (or have English parents who have given her the phrase) and then moved to Texas I would actually murder my brother if he did that to me, or anyone who cut my metre long hair off...

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Whats_Love09 0

Sooo... My friend was born in England, but has lived in America (Georgia to be exact) for quite sometime... He STILL has his accent and says words like "mate" and "bloody". So, I'm sure that OP living in Texas has NOTHING to do with her phrasing!!!

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perdix 29

Well, thatsoundsnice, I live in Texas and my wife and her family are from South Africa and my tennis doubles partner is from Australia, so I get to here "bloody" all the time here in the Lone Star State. I've met a lot of English and Scottish people here in my work, and there's a particular Welsh woman whom I wish would get her butt over here. And I'm not talking about Catherine Zeta-Jones. ;)

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I would really like to meet this Welshy of whom you speak. ;]

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gisselle 0

How can you not wake up if you were bleeding that would have been painfull.

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Cristaderzi 0

Geez My five year old niece would NEVER do that!! Then shes a girl so yeah I gues boys are more meaner lol Ya can get a wig until it all grows back. Though personally I'd be devestated!!! Depression is the first word that I can think of....

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st4rbucksisevil 0

I just saw how old he was. SERIOUSLY, most 4-year olds know that that's totally unacceptable. Your parents must have raised him terribly.

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raeannriley 0

yeah my brother is 8 and would never do that! he's not that stupid, 7 year olds should be smart enough to know that that's wrong, and not to cut close enough to make it bleed!

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tigerg33 0

if it was my brother i would have pounded him into unconsciousness.plot your revenge carefully.... btw how could you not have felt him cutting your hair? especially if he made it bleed.

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Anders_A 0

How he got away from you with it is beyond me. Can he run faster then you?

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