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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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RooBooBear 0

Take his girlfriend.

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Goddess_Rummy 13

That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.

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RuckasNucka 0

Let him take the dog. The Chinese need to eat too!

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BoredUnicorn 6

Hunt that bitch down

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MagicallyFat 12

Haha I'd do the same. If anyone ever took my cat Id find them beat then and take my pet back

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nucky_fml 5

You should find out where he moved to, and when he's not there plant drugs and weapons in his new place. Then call the cops and say that he stole your dog at gun point so they'll search his place and find all the contraband...karma

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thomas357 0

they will also find your finger prints all over the gun

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lorraineald 7

Not OPs roommate. No, he stole the dogs before they could be let out.

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Awahso 25

Fire bomb his apartment! I mean uhm, how about just nabbing the dog back, then change the locks on your door?

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Hope your dog bites him in the nuts that'll teach him.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Why my comment show up here? Oh well.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Well thank you, that's my favorite lighter, you have good taste. And I'm drunk right now lol win!

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coltsrock37 15

Take something him or his relatives can never get back. Like his sisters virginity

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hwp123 0

Tell him your dog has rabies:0

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IndiRae 9

Should he make that face while he says it?

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melissa1335331 0

walk up to his house and take back everything he took including his stuff and your dog

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dragondude2 7

i hope you've figured out to call the cops by now. as long as the dog is registered to you, you win :D

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