Money, Embarrassing and Transportation: Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach....

By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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You deserved it 5 472

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 576

By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 18:21 - Canada - Grand Falls

Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 531

You deserved it 10 627

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 387

You deserved it 7 763

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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You deserved it 38 262

By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 168

You deserved it 2 487

By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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You deserved it 6 348

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 661

You deserved it 10 376

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 445

You deserved it 3 136

By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 313

You deserved it 28 813

Aratiti 8

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:01

My mother told me that she once had to walk home topless from the beach when her friend accidentally took all of her clothes.

olpally 32

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:03

That's a nightmare. Yikes. At least people were kind enough to give you money for the train ride home.

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:18

You're lucky you got enough money for train fare simply by asking. I'd have made you work for it, . . . if you know what I mean ;) 305, Mr. Worldwide, Dale!

Enslaved 36

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:38

That's Bull! Pitbull that is! I think the Miami "HEAT" has gotten to you! :P Stay out of the sun while here!

perdix 29

Saturday 18 May 2013 17:05

#32, Whew, I thought you were going to call me out for being a 954 Broward County wannabe. That would have been embarrassing, if you know what I mean. Dale!

djxerxes9000 18

Sunday 19 May 2013 0:45

Wtf are you bitches babbling about?

kozzard 17

Sunday 19 May 2013 2:52

noone knows, we just let perdix and Enslaved do their thing, and enjoy the hilariousness ensue.

Welshite 39

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:21

*raises hand* #13: I disagree. Teen pregnancy rates have decreased significantly in recent years, and I don't see how dressing a specific way encourages pregnancy. A lot of it has to do with education and knowledge of contraception methods. You aren't going to stop teens having sex no matter how hard you try.

golden_warrior 23

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:25

Why couldn't you ask for a cell phone to make a phone to call to a friend or family member to pick you up and bring you clothes?

Rana16 4

Monday 20 May 2013 11:12

Good question

MorganBrown 8

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:25

I guess it was just my way of seeing it. Teen pregnancy just upsets me and I thought clothing had to do with it while it drives hormones up the walls. I am sadly stuck in this bad generation and wish it was better, but all I can do Is only worry about myself.

Ameel_fml 19

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:28

On the bright side, you got to spend the day at the beach in only a bikini. This side of Australia is colder than Winter and pissing rain for the past week. :(

Enslaved 36

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:33

That's one of my fears. I always watch my stuff like a hawk when I'm at the beach, thinking how easy it would be to have someone steal it. But damn, even your beach towel was jacked? Low!