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You said yes right?
It's good offer, you should take it.
Uhm I woulda been like "HELLS YEAH BITCH!!" I mean, am I the only one who ENJOYS guns more than food?? But mr.boss-dude better be getting me a Remington! Cause I am not a big fan o mossbergs (unless it's the 930 12 gage)! But honestly, how is this an FML?!! This is more of a "hell yeah living the good life!" (HYLYGL?) type thing! I say TAKE EM ALL! And for all y'all out there, I'm from Texas and NO i wish i got paid in guns.... But that would be heavenly! But I have been paid in ammo before..
Wow I want a job their would make my life so much easier lol
SAY YES!!!
Say yes, rob a bank with them, and tell the cops he threatened to kill your family if you didn't.
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Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse