Work: Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said...

By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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I don't wanna…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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By notahero - 09/01/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

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You deserved it 2 622

By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By Workhorse - 12/07/2014 21:11 - United States - Athens

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

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Thursday 11 November 2010 23:31

Oh man, that must be pretty shocking!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:34

Whenever he comes up to you, just yell, "Don't tase me, bro!"

Comments

Roldy 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:22

definately not a FML. ur boss is awesome!

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:53

You don't get it. The FML is that his boss is going to TASE HIM.

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:51

Come on perdix, where are you..?

starcraft2FTW 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:11

TASER DANCE bzzzap

IAreStarfeesh 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:43

I'm guessing that the tazer dance is like the one that the Peanuts (a.k.a charlie brown) kids would do... But on the ground...

kite1099 3

Friday 12 November 2010 1:21

lul "Don't tase me, bro!"

adamo_erebus 26

Friday 12 November 2010 2:00

You have an awesome boss.

xerikax3 0

Friday 12 November 2010 2:38

That's terrible

tj79 3

Friday 12 November 2010 2:46

don't give it if ya can't take it.

NemuiTM 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:26

win

keoct 4

Friday 12 November 2010 2:51

Being tasered isn’t that bad. I had to have it done to me for work, pepper sprayed as well and I can say I would rather be tasered a dozen time over being pepper sprayed once.