By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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jam26 0

are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too

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amirn86 0

Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT This really never happens you can take my word I want to apologize that's just absurd Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I **** IN MY PANTS Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a **** Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I **** right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity Cause I **** in my pants

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yay_fml 0

What's up with everyone losing their virginity in horrible ways lately? I mean... it's almost always horrible for the girl, but still! I should have posted when I lost mine: "Today, I decided to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. I was on top, with my eyes squeezed in pain, and he said it was in. Then I collapsed into tears and he told me 'You could have lost it to someone much worse.' FML"

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Bubs_fml 0

#43: My friend always brags to me that he did it with his girlfriend for four hours straight. True? Don't know. Do I ever want to know? HELL NO! #51: That's...sad.

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blal 0

give the guy a break, if youre a virgin, it means he probably hasnt had sex for a while, and the longer its been since a guy gets off, the less time it takes. if you hadnt laughed at him or made him feel like shit (im assuming you commented on it right after or turned your back or something) he probably wouldve been ready to go again in 10 minutes. i remember my first time, i lasted like 2 minutes, but my girlfriend was actually supportive, and after a brief recovery, we went at it for 45 minutes, and only stopped to move upstairs because the floor was uncomfortable before going another hour dont be so judgmental, or youll end up pushing him away even more than you just did by laughing in his face

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shortayems 0

Same thing happened for me too. The more we had sex, the longer he lasted. I was just so tight at first that he came really quickly but as time went by I loosened up and things went better. I would say to just keep having sex and it should get better.

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alphalove 0

ahahahahahahaaa. THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wooksta 0

make him get there witha bj first, then have sex, im sure itll make him last longer

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latuka 0

you know, i think 30sec might've been an exageration. I mean sure, for you it felt like 30sec. but for him it probably felt like a good 2 min. so it was prob more like a min. which is still saaaaaaaad.

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wasd_fml 0

You people are asses. Maybe he hadn't whacked off in a long time or something. It'll get longer the more often he has an ******. Get to work and stop bitching.

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fuckthou 0

the same thing happened to me last week xD my boyfriend has pretty much experience, it was my first time... it took about one minute. i think it was really embarrassing for him, afterwards he said "i'm so sorry, i guess i was a bit too...excited"

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