By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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jam26 0

are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too

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amirn86 0

Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT This really never happens you can take my word I want to apologize that's just absurd Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I **** IN MY PANTS Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a **** Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I **** right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity Cause I **** in my pants

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Murphy_21 0

I like you 29. But my ex and I had a similar issue... it was every time we had sex. I think he lied about not being a virgin, but it was always about getting him off. Don't dump the boy give him some "help" beforehand. Make foreplay more interesting.

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ThinkingPunkLove 0

YAY FOR #29!!!! Woop! ^.^ my boyfriends like that, he makes it about making me happen which always works ;D and in doing so it makes HIM happy, hehe. i dunno how long we usually go at it but i'd say i wouldn't doubt we've done it for two hours straight before. takes us both a long time to get off but its Really good and always an amazing ******, he gets off way faster if i talk dirty to back him ;D but when hes trying to last longer he names all the states in his head XD he'll be looking off to the side and mumbling so i'll ask him whats up and hes like "i'm naming all the states so i don't come". he does that because he likes me to come first, so he takes his mind off me and it feeling good and focuses on something else.

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Damone 0

thats good but i personally dont like "talking my mind to other place" just to avoid cumming. i prefer to change position, try that, when your boy starts doin that, just say: SWITCH! and change position, that will calm him a bit and then continue. trust me, thats better

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ThinkingPunkLove 0

YAY FOR #29!!!! Woop! ^.^ my boyfriends like that, he makes it about making me happen which always works ;D and in doing so it makes HIM happy, hehe. i dunno how long we usually go at it but i'd say i wouldn't doubt we've done it for two hours straight before. takes us both a long time to get off but its Really good and always an amazing ******, he gets off way faster if i talk dirty to back him ;D but when hes trying to last longer he names all the states in his head XD he'll be looking off to the side and mumbling so i'll ask him whats up and hes like "i'm naming all the states so i don't come". he does that because he likes me to come first, so he takes his mind off me and it feeling good and focuses on something else.

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mobitsfa 1

Wow, that's the exact opposite of me. I remember the first time I had sex. It was a good hour before I gave up because I couldn't cum. My gf at the time, now wife was pretty happy though.

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ThinkingPunkLove 0

YAY FOR #29!!!! Woop! ^.^ my boyfriends like that, he makes it about making me happen which always works ;D and in doing so it makes HIM happy, hehe. i dunno how long we usually go at it but i'd say i wouldn't doubt we've done it for two hours straight before. takes us both a long time to get off but its Really good and always an amazing ******, he gets off way faster if i talk dirty to back him ;D but when hes trying to last longer he names all the states in his head XD he'll be looking off to the side and mumbling so i'll ask him whats up and hes like "i'm naming all the states so i don't come". he does that because he likes me to come first, so he takes his mind off me and it feeling good and focuses on something else.

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kirches 0

Man, it's not his fault if he had to wait so long. Besides, sometimes the first round is quick and you just buck up and do round two.

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Broc 0

It happens to everyone, so don't give him too much shit for it.

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AliSama 17

i agree with #69 position. It is a good one.

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hayley2436 0

well said #29! i have the same problem except my boyfriend and i have been having sex for like 6 months now, and now all of a sudden hes really premature, sex hasn't been good for me for about 2 months, and he tells me it doesn't feel good for him and i can see it too he's frustrated with now being able to make it good for me, but you have to have patience, you were probably really tight and he hasn't had sex in a while seeing as how it was your first time, hopefully its not the same case as mine but it should get better!

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Damone 0

That's the key word: "Frustrated" that's whats ******* him up. you need to help him relax. if he cums first TRY not to put a face like: "****! not again" cause that makes it worse. also he should try masturbating more often, practice makes it better you know.

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