By flavored - 18/11/2013 15:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 212
You deserved it 19 457

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you'd make it on 1000 Ways To Die.

dantee2005 33

Well, nothing for me to say "cockcicle" says it all

Comments

Haha choking is his favorite part; make sure to do that more often!

How close to half to death did you get? 48%? 49%?!

Maybe that's the human body's way of saying, "stop sucking the condoms"

flashback_fml 14

Screw condoms! Men's whip cream tastes so much better