By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
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brieee 23

did you not brush your teeth before you left the house or something?

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Hump_Zilla 0

they just had a picnic so probably already just ate...yet said they haven't started eating yet, which leads me to thinking he was wanting some oral delight and some people prefer oral when the partner has a mint cause it tingles if it's a strong mint

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shannonreneee 11

Seriously there has been one time that I smelt my boyfriends breath and that was in the morning after a big night of drinking, if he can smell it when you obviously had time to get ready you have a serious hygiene issue.

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tykiej 0

Try flossing and brushing. If my husband the caveman can do it, Im sure you can too. If that is too much to handle, suck on a dog turd.

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anti_average 5

YDI for marrying a caveman :D Insert innappropriate: "So easy a caveman can do it" reference here >:P

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anythingcool 0

stupid, you never got it........ :D (happy?)

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cdatribe23 0

purchase urself a tongue scrapper and a pack of gum lol

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lovesporks 0

At least he wasn't too obvious. Maybe he didn't want to hurt your feelings. I say be happy that he didn't ditch you because of bad breath, and next time use some listerine. Seriously, bad breath is not acceptable when you consider how much products are being selled to provide you a menthol breath :)

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Dollie01 0

hahahaha wow YDI that's a win... :P but now you know to next time brush your teeth :).

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Judus_beej 0

drink more water. your probably dehydrated. or become vegetarian. just not vegan those people are retarded.

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skyeyez9 24

bacon breath? I'm curious, did you guys eat BLT sammiches at the picnic? I love those!

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skyeyez9 24

Also there are these nasty things that can form in the pockets of your tonsils called "tonsil stones." They smell really bad and unless you remove them, no amount of flossig, brushing, mouthwash will get rid of the smell. They look like yellowish white spots on the tonsils and some are hidden in the holes if you have them.

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