Love: Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so...

By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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By wtf1234 - 03/05/2011 01:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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roxyq 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:45

brush ur teeth

brieee 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:46

did you not brush your teeth before you left the house or something?

Comments

doubleohseven 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:44

hahahahaha lol at least he wasn't blunt ab it. he tried to stay romantic xP bit that's funnaaaayy xP

BadPinkKitty07 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:08

you son of biscuit eating bulldog! hey what the French, toast?! :D

SMD_emilyy 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:29

Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:22

Bad 'breathe', eh?

bellaisabella 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 3:15

that is so mean hit him in the face

dcwd14 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 3:23

haha that's funny but brush ur teeth

shannwongg 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:06

burn...

BWill9014 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:20

9 made me lol the most

romanje 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:32

he must feel real comfortable wit u. I would say that to my lady unless she would take it right and that's almost never

MarioDragon 14

Friday 19 November 2010 7:36

Brush before a date, and probably listerine mouthwash. Always.

xPlasticrevolver 0

Monday 22 November 2010 17:19

I don't even know why people kiss so much after eating. It's really not fun to kiss a guy who ate three tacos with loads of onions and cilantro and some cola. It's just not :l