Did you brush your teeth? :)

And? You really consider this a **** My Life moment?

Annnnd you're one of the guys now. ;) lol

"Keep up the good work, sport!"

Don’t you worry! You’ll still have sex….. w/ other guys though…………….. lmao ;-))

That's better than having a boyfriend who doesn't drop you off after having sex. Or having a boyfriend who doesnt want to meet you at a certain place and don't want to pick you up. Instead its the other way around. You're driving him home after sex, you're meeting him in places you barely know, and you're picking his lazy ass up because he's too selfish to do the same things for you. Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this haha. But maybe you should look into that. Maybe he didn't know how to react? If he does this again you should sock him in the eye and make him kiss you...haha...Nah, just talk with him if it bothers you.

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Hey You're a booty call.

So um, whats your number? I promise I wont just pat you on the back ;)

lol idk that's kind of funny actually. I'd just return a pat on the back to him. :D "Way to go, champ!"

that is seriously ****** up. I kidna wanna know how old you are though.. But still, I woulda slapped him in the face after that.