Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship...

By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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By Kylee Day - 27/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 15:00

Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:31

You had bad breath? ;)

render 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:36

Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)

Comments

Zic_fml 7

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:07

OMG. My guess is you have probably kissed during the intercourse. Maybe he was in a hurry or whatever, I would not pay THAT much attention to that. Oh NOOOOO; I got my back patted. TWICE!!

autumnshivaree 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:08

Makes you sound like a horse, doesn't it. Patting your horse after a hard ride. Hmm. Poor you. Well, hope he was just having a "guy" moment and that the relationship is still strong

Kyzomo 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:21

LOL at #32

asdfghjkl_12 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:30

I don't know about anyone else, but where I live, two pats on the back means "I'm gay", and three means "I'm not gay." Get it? That might be what the poster meant. If not, that just sucks.

dwights 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:41

That will do pig...that will do.

Mellyy_V 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:27

honestly that really sucks maybe he was juz after dhat jz realize dhat if dhats all he wanted he wasnt worth ur time.. and dhen tell everyone he gave u dhe itch! lolz.. buh of course u got cured lol

guernica_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:35

I notice that YOU didn't kiss him goodbye either.

Sulk 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:37

I think this is cute in some sort of fey precarious way. Passionate goodbyes aren't always necessary and are a little too rich sometimes. Probably especially so after sex. You and he were loved out, or should have been.