Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car....

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

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Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 19:02

not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 6 August 2010 18:55

He had to walk. Right?

Comments

melainie 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:07

wtf, what an asshole. hopefully hé is your ex now. i hâte when people put up with that shit!

2igutierrez31 2

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:24

guess who is single know lmao

sueannpalma 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:27

dump his ass

alezmbgt 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 4:00

you desrve it for dating a guy with a tiny car.. two camels in a tiny car rwj WHAT UP

MichelitaTheGr8 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 4:02

I don't think it's true.

bandgeekbreena 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 4:11

What a complete tool. Dump his sorry ass and find a way better guy and never look back at that ass hat.

catiredan 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 4:27

what?! you couldn't fit in the trunk?

yaysmile 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:02

Yes, deffinatly dump him. No guy should ever treat his girlfriend that way.

DirtyHero 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:15

I kind of don't believe this. No boyfriend would ever do that. Unless that was his girlfriend on the side, and that was his way of dumping you. If it's the latter, then FYL. There are way better guys out there.

GDinNJ 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:18

I'm guessing that when you add with "Guess who...?" you're trying to make this sound like an FML. However, in reality, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE had to walk and you just wanted some good FML material, so you twisted the story to make it sound like you got the short end of the stick. Find a real problem in life and then post a story. For God's sake, you actually just completely twisted this so that you could get recognition online. For like, 2 days. Anonymously.