By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

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DocBastard 38

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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nitrog100 21

That's cool. If it made more sense, I'd totally do that. I will seriously consider yelling Shazaaammm though.

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buckdharma 37

Boyfriend- Sha-zam! Op- Golly Boyfriend- surprise, surprise, surprise! Op- Shame, shame, shame!

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intensitive 11

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read on here.

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Wakachulak 22

You haven't been around here long, have you?

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intensitive 11

lol I've been around for years, actually. It's all relative. There's plenty of disgusting things on here, but for me personally, this was just nasty.

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Dinonick 15

And then he turned back into 10 year old billy batson God i hope someone gets that

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khaoticpanda 28

These make me cringe. If my boyfriend ever did this id be pissed.

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cbelanger 9

You should be using protection, regardless of what the fml says. It's very important and also it would prevent the OP's boyfriend from doing gross things

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ksks1234 33

Maybe they have been in a long term monogamous relationship. She could be on the pill, depo, IUD, etc. Maybe they are trying to get pregnant (even though I am pretty sure his way is the wrong way). What business is it of yours anyway?

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Enslaved 36

I guess you haven't read the FML where the boyfriend throws his used condom at his girlfriend's face?

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limabeans101029 20

How on earth would you know whether they were using protection or not? Condoms aren't the only form of it.

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howdoilogin 9

Your ****, your ******, your ass, your mouth, and he chose his hand. Wow.

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drjan 1

And then you told him to get the hell out of your life for being so disrespectful to you and your relationship. Congratulations if you did the above, if not, you deserve this asshole.

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

This right here. I have zero respect for girls who persist in griping about douchebags, yet continue to pursue relationships with them.

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