By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 843
You deserved it 8 878

Same thing different taste

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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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KinkyCurly 13

Next time rub it on his face... see how he likes it.

Ok there seems to be a good number of FMLs where this happens....what the hell guys? Who thinks this is acceptable ? I don't think I've ever seen this move in even a **** movie.

cryssycakesx3 22
aubama_fml 15

Next time you're on your period SHAZAM him back!

Ewwww lol are you suggest she Andy Warhols his face?

I think that would be classified as a Jackson Pollock.

6FootUnder 11

Ew dude wtf... You could get sick from that if it got in his mouth or eye or something, the **** is wrong with you man?

And, as if by magic, a pair of sore balls appeared right between his legs?

tell him if he keeps it up his hand is the only thing he will be having sex with