By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Mischief109 11

What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!

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EvilTwerp 12

Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.

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br0ccoli 14

"Did you have salmon last night? Yeah? I can taste it." *vomits*

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

This comment made my stomach churn haha. I don't know why people are thumbing you down.

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br0ccoli 14

103-They're thumbing me down because it makes them want to vomit. It's hard to thumb that up. I wouldn't.

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itssosparkly 21

I have to wonder about his motivation in searching your teeth like that. Was he hoping to find a mid-kissing snack?

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bmwguy01 8

you know he was and if she has braces he just hit a buffet!!!

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musicforever444 4

Hahaha omg, you guys are disgusting!

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lucy_hewitt15 6

You can always chew some gum next time! Gods luck

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MrsAlexander83 10

I don't see how chewing gum gets rid of the fuzzies on the teeth--that stuff doesn't go away unless you brush your teeth! I see gum as a way to hide bad breath, but not to get rid of that junk. BTW OP you should really get that checked out if your teeth feel that bad within one day! That means you probably need to brush your teeth several times a day! 8/

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bitter3ulogy 0

If he said it, you should.

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Blacksxe 1

Then brush your teeth. Its that simple.

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YourAddictionx 9

Maybe she does but not that good... & why would he rub his tongue across her teeth in the first place?

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jjames7543 13

@131: no, it's then...

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Breaker132 8

If you would please apply some simple logic: Perhaps OP DID happen to brush her teeth, but the boyfriend's opinion differs?

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unixdude 9

Tell him to stop shaving his pubes.

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SkoomaKi 27

I think this may be a reference to an earlier FML. What's it doing here, I do not know.

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unixdude 9

Really? There is a FML about a girl getting a free teeth cleaning (courtesy of pubic hair during a bj) - then there is this FML about a girl with dirty teeth. How the hell can someone read these and not put them together?

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