By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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windfuelsfire 10

i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

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perdix 29

Better than, "Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!" That's a none-too-subtle hint that he wishes you'd shave down there. You might try it -- there could be face time happening in that area ;)

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AquaSky 1

I'd take sandpaper over steel wool.

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RedPillSucks 31

Bwhahahahah OPs boyfriend misses your dog!

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ArtIsResistance7 1

"Hey, who's this guy?" "I'm Scruffy, the janitor." "Well, why aren't you fixing the boiler?" "Scruffy's on break." *flips dirty magazine page*

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jayZ180 0

this is not related to anything but can someone have sex with me cause I m desperate and live in Australia so any one out there???? and I m 19 and virgin

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yatoast 0

Shave your shit.... there's an idea

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Xanax_Pazzo 0

definetlly agreed :). pubic hair is disgusting! why wouldn't someone shave??? I don't get it.

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kath3rin3tayl0r 0

are you 12? pubic hair isn't disgusting. perhaps in excess it's unsightly, but seeing as it's "scruffy", I'm assuming it's trimmed, just not bald. protip: most guys don't like a bald pubic mound as it is similar to that of a child.

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ambernykole 0

I have never heard of a guy being disappointed because a girl was completely shaven. If a girl was UNshaven, on the other hand...

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TheSexynator 0

trimmed is good

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smokergirl420 0

80 I agree with you.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

So 54 if I think a girl in her 30s looks hot in jeans does that make me a pedo because kids wear jeans too?

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rockhound 0

so 54, I find it interesting that you are speaking for the majority of the male population. was this a scientific study that you completed? or perhaps you found this information published in Reader's Digest? just curious. I also agree with 80. OP, shave your junk, you hairy ape. CH-CH-CH-CHIA!

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UncleverName_FYL 0

@54 hey Katherine, unless you’ve slept with the majority of the male population, I doubt you speak for most guys. If a guy has a choice between really hairy vag and completely shaven vag, he’ll take the shaven one any day. I myself prefer trimmed/brazilian wax, that’s the sexiest for a man; fyi ladies. I also LOL at the people saying shaven makes you look like a 10 year old. Women; your bodies can never look 10 again, shaven, trimmed, or unshaven it doesn’t matter… not with those breasts, hips and ass.

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