Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped...

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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Smooth

By sopathetic - 26/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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Dejavux187 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:04

he was doing yard work

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 28 June 2010 16:53

i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 28 June 2010 16:48

I'm pretty sure he was hinting that he wants you to shave down there...

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 28 June 2010 16:53

PoopLoops 0

Monday 28 June 2010 18:39

How is it less hygenic? Having an extra layer of hair makes it hotter down there which leads to more sweating.

sosadrightnow 4

Monday 28 June 2010 19:37

Girls have pubic hair for a reason. It helps keep away bacteria, like from your butt.

chacon206 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:55

taste like chicken keep on licking smells like trout get the **** out if its hairy that must be scary

GreenDayRoxs 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:56

Hey, you know what? I haven't seen Snickerdoodle for ages. Did she die?

GreenDayRoxs 0

Monday 28 June 2010 17:06

oh ok. haha

irsmeagol 0

Monday 28 June 2010 17:24

#48 - That's exactly what a pedo would say...

camilynn 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:57

it's actually better for hygiene according to my gyno. I get a Brazilian waxing and there's a huge difference.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 June 2010 17:16

So... Who is this Brazilian that gives you a wax job?

aru9 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:58

lmaooooo sucks :p

Cuppycakes15 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:59

and this is an fml why? he is just joking around but if you can't handle a joke then just shave it off

Paradise_babe 0

Monday 28 June 2010 17:03

men like it nice and groomed. anything can be sexy. the landstrip, brazillion, and just a buzzed one are all sexy. It's all about preference... bald is hot too. My bf sometimes asks me to leave it bcz he feels like doing it for me