By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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windfuelsfire 10

i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

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triggerit 5

you are two idiots... waisting time on it instead of making love

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Maxine17 8

YDI for having enough hair down there to scratch. This puts my whole ideal of Califonian girls being blonde, tanned and waxed all over out the window More importantly, it should never be "public" hair, no one should ever see that nasty shit.

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jayZ180 0

plz help Maxine i need sex or I will die I need some pussy

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WingsFan80 4

there are hippies in Cali, I'm pretty sure they let it all grow

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Mauskau 35

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kath3rin3tayl0r 0

lolwut. having pubic hair doesn't give you crabs. crabs can actually live anywhere on the body as long as there's hair. clearly you didn't pay attention in sex ed.

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Lizz7 0

Once my dad and my brother went on a fishing boat and when they came home, first thing my dad says to my mom is "You need to teach your son about abstinence and self-restraint. He keeps catching crabs."

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kritz0 10

Lol@all you stupid little children telling her to shave her pubic hair. If its scruffy...she's probably shaved it and it's growing back. Btw... Whoever said that guys only like shaved pussy is WRONG! I've Shaved for my man before..he was none to happy but didn't say why so, later as a surprise for his birthday and something new to try out had a *Brazilian* wax done to try it out for the both of us. He didn't like either and has stated since he prefers hair over a pussy that looks like it belongs to a VERY under-aged girl. Considering our large age difference in the first place.. I can see why. Oh and for the idiot who said something about hair removal cream. That shit stinks even if its the scented shit..and you're N*O*T suppose to use it in the genital area. DUMBASS.

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seabass0911 0

maybe your ****** Is just soo gross that your husband needs anything less gross to cover it up. and pubic hair fits the bill

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goobly 2

Agreed. lots of grown men prefer some hair, myself included. I think you may have forgotten that 95% of people on FML comments are stupid teenagers.

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monnanon 13

You're not supposed to use it right outside your ****** or asshole, you can use it on the bikini area and shave the rest. I agree about the stinking part tho, its smells like bleach or something :S

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teemoneyyyy 0

hahaha you caught on quickly. (:

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Mgolds6 0

she wrote "pubic". what's the problem?

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ArtIsResistance7 1

There was a typo in the original. It said public* instead of pubic*.

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superbabies 0

You were messing around! Have a sense of humor!

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camilynn 0

people still shave? how about waxing it? it's much better! either way gross that you haven't done either.

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