By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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ohmandapants 16

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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Mama_Umbridge 8

Nothing is stopping you from kicking his sorry ass the minute you hang up on it. Get to it

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NullPointer 20

YDI for being a room away from your bf instead of in the same room as him.

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RadPenny 6

I have a phone so I read it like "I would have ****** him up"

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sinking_fish 12

68- I also have a phone and didn't read it like that...

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jabfinch 9

I don't follow, you would have ****** him? Screen-shot or didn't happen.

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ayooBrandon 12

And you just stood there knowing he was in the next room ? YDI

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

What a pussy!!!

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