By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
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darwinism 30

Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

Some people just use different things as a comfort item. His was just a stuffed goose and you should have respected that.

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eb0ny 15

Well, it's probably a good thing you broke up

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robc32ca 4

Don't worry, you can do better!

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L_Lovegood 19

Some things can have very high affectionate values to someone in spite of their ridiculousness. What do you REALLY know? Maybe that goose saved his life when he was alive. Maybe that goose was with him through sad things and good things all the way through his childhood. And when it died, he could not bear to let it go. Or maybe he's just a little crazy.

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Pentium_4 27

are you referring to a duck stuffed by a taxidermist? i think it's just a stuffed animal, i could be wrong though

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L_Lovegood 19

You are probably right. But the FML doesn't say specifically that it had not once been living, so I probably misunderstood it.

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badmike89 6

You should have just left well enough alone the man loves his goose

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DocBastard 38

My wife sleeps with a stuffed elephant and a stuffed pig. My daughter sleeps with a stuffed elephant. I sleep with a stuffed knife. We all have our quirks, and the goose is his. Perhaps you should have realised that's it's normal before he dropped your clueless ass. Lesson learned, I hope.

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MissFits_fml 6

Stuffed knife... Classy.

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DocBastard 38

Ok, technically it's a scalpel stuffed under my pillow. You know, just in case I need to do an emergency orchiectomy on an intruder. Look it up.

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn it doc! I really really didn't want to know that!!!

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BrotherTheo 31

....Plushie Love... um.... I really try not to judge but.... *coughs*

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astralvagan 20

Why not try to get him to eat some goose and see if he bonded with that too?

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