By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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docscientist 9

There's a difference between sweat after a long day or workout and a week of filth, Agent 47.

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nixter5 18

well, that "stinks" bahaha

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capricaz 0

WTF? I hope you are celebrating. That is just ******* gross. I hope you find yourself a new guy ASAP and you both can laugh at this moron.

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raindragon16 3

Reminds me of my X. Now you know why he's my X.

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ChibiGirl5 0

well you should be happy then that's gross

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chick_rocker_412 0

Eww, why would you wanna be with him anyway? :(

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varkey 7

why the hell would you even want to be with him??

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RedShirted 3

why is this a bad thing? he's gross. I would tell you cut your losses but there isn't much of a loss.

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Flutist 3

My question is, how much of an ugly cum dumpster do you have to be that he is a great loss for you?

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