By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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sallen0046 4

I'm sorry, but why does this **** your life? So you're no longer in a relationship with someone who does not bathe or brush his teeth on a regular basis without being told to do so...how is this a bad thing? Why do you want to be in a relationship with someone that can't even maintain basic hygiene?

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daAce77 8

then he's not the guy for you obviously.

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Ophelia550 0

Ewwww. You didn't want to be with someone like that anyway. After the age of 12, boys shouldn't have to be told to bathe and brush their teeth.

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DeviousAngel 13

The break up was a good thing. Find yourself a clean boyfriend now! :D

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totalldave 0

How do these stinky guys get girlfriends? Couldn't you smell him from the beginning?

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Crews17 0

thats f$&king sick how can you like someone who does that

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MyDarkestDays 0

yehh.. I think he is the high maintenance one

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cookie_3008 4

thats not an FML!! thats a Thank God he's gone!!

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