By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

I totally agree with your boyfriend, OP. Why would I want a bitch nagging me about being clean and healthy?

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Boobles89 9

Gross. You deserved it for being with him in the first place.

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prettypinkpixie 9

wow, maybe you should have broken up with him if he refuses to take a shower? thats disgusting.

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Beth91 0

Leave his dirty ass alone!!!

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borfo 0

Sweetheart, your life is great. You just rid of a loser and have options (pro tip: girls *always* have lots of options).

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SakuraKissu 0

Why would you care that your hobo of a boyfriend dumped you? OP, you deserve someone better, someone who takes care of himself. :)

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Allieboo1995 0

he might have also sort of found that offensive or smt I'm super srry.

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