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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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MathildeDamm 17

Try putting chili in your coffee mascine without him knowing!

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Jasper1405 16

That's does suck OP, laxatives in his coffee should be fun though.

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error404n0tf0und 21

gotta love a cuppa!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I don't know... Those K-Cup Keurigs are pretty ******* awesome.

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whostolemylama 12

At least he didn't ask to be friends with benefits, right? OT: Tell him to get the star bucks out, expresso. Bad puns are bad.

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Petrichor_fml 7

But love is in most situations is better than an easily accessible product

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amDes 11

My strangers name is Tim. Short for Tim Horton's ;)

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simoncat 11

Give him a Starbucks card worth just less than the cheapest item, and send him on his way.

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Petrichor_fml 7

Ahh well I understand the previous comment was somewhat vauge...

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