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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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starile 19

Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.

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perdix 29

Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?

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IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Ohhh I see the problem! your adopted... [;

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Cinn_fml 22

Try maturely explaining to him that you'd prefer it if he showered because it means he smells less/is more hygienic, especially during sex (if you're having it) or other things you can think of. If he still doesn't come around, try thinking a little more along the lines of shower-sex. Or you could break up with him, but that's more of a last resort.

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Zmeilerr 22

I like the shower sex idea. I'd give you a +10 if I could.

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IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Hi Cinn! So how you been? If you don't reconize me I'm from the one hand in the water fml remember? :D

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Cinn_fml 22

...No, no I don't, sorry. Probably because I don't remember that FML.

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MetroKidd 0

You shouldn't see the need to date somebody that smells like a trash can

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gusgus36 5

tell him you don't see the "need" of having a gross, unhygienic boyfriend...

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lovin_my_marine 4

oh hell NO. dismiss! that shit is NOT ok

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IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Ok,tell him to either scrub his dirty self, or get his stanky ass out

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