By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 16:13 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
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SirCharles83 13

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your grandmas reaction to the problem. That's the problem.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Well, your boyfriend seems like an asshole for wanting to press charges, however granny didn't need to hit him over the head with a vase. Perhaps everyone can sit down and settle things like adults? Hopefully this will teach your boyfriend to keep his rude jokes to himself!

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Ashley_Sky 9

You should take your boyfriend's side because your grandma shouldn't have reacted that way

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buddy51 23

".....and they called their act "The Aristocrats!"!! Oowwwwww granny, stop hitting me!!

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luv_him6 6

haha im sorry but thats funny. Hope everything works out for you.

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hazardmuffin 21

I want to know what the joke was... Regardless of how rude it was, I can't imagine it being bad enough to justify hitting someone over the head with a vase...

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plaasklaas 3

Your boyfriend sounds like a total dick. Your grandma, on the other hand, sounds awesome. Lose the creep and get her some more vases.

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illegalbeagle69 23

What about the vase? Nobody cares about the vase?!?!

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outoftown 26

Which side to take? The self-preservation one. Reconsider this boyfriend. After two years, he behaves despicably to a family elder in your home. He whines when a granny is able to brain him. Then he wants to publicize said braining by a granny in the public record with formal charges. You'll be required to testify under oath (no marital privilege sheild). The vase is a small price to pay for ridding yourself of this douchebag. Better luck next time.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

He told a bad taste joke, that is no excuse for violence, the boyfriend is right too press charges. I wonder what you would think if it was a grandfather who attacked a girlfriend with a vase? Would that be acceptable to you?

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outoftown 26

177 - Nowhere here do I condone violence. "Unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house" does not a good two-year boyfriend make. That OP is considering not taking his side makes this a BIG red flag.

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