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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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Detective work

By Essie - 13/05/2021 22:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom - Hove

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML

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By Very Divorced - 10/10/2018 20:00 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I learned that my boyfriend is cheating on me with not one, not two, but nine girls. How he did it, I don't even know. How I found out? I was coming into my room to surprise him for his birthday and saw him having a threesome. We have kids. FML

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Arian_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:10

Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!

musicislife1995_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:06

nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.

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kukri187 12

Wednesday 16 December 2009 22:20

big deal. It was three years ago.

fellbell 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 22:42

Wow that's alot of money going on condoms...

oNikkio 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 0:09

Some men are just disgusting. I'm sorry that that type of thing happened to you. *sigh* Did he say this after a fight?

lemony_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 0:28

Is your boyfriend named Tiger Woods by any chance? He didn't tell you that too did he? Dammit.

movies12 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 0:37

wow... that sucks really bad. What a douche.

Pandesme 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 0:38

Wow, that sucks. Even if you guys were just "dating" at the time he was sleeping with other women, and weren't exlcusive, it still can't feel very good to find out. He sounds like a coward anyways, having to roll the dice to pick between you all. Either he was a coward and couldn't choose for himself, or he just didn't care enough about any of you to choose for himself. Are you going to stay with him and work it out? Or are you going to break up with him? Whatever you decide I hope it works out for you!

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 17 December 2009 0:56

This is when you find the other 4 girls and pull a "John Tucker Must Die" thing. :D

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:25

Wow, what a pimp. I applaud him. I've only been able to pull off even sleeping with 2 girls concurrently once. Anyway, it was 3 years ago. Your statute of limitations to bitch about it has expired. Sorry. You should feel lucky to be with a guy that could be out scoring an epic amount tail if he wants to. Hope you didn't catch any diseases though.