Love: Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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Detective work

By Essie - 13/05/2021 22:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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Not so special

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom - Hove

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML

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Surprised?

By Very Divorced - 10/10/2018 20:00 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I learned that my boyfriend is cheating on me with not one, not two, but nine girls. How he did it, I don't even know. How I found out? I was coming into my room to surprise him for his birthday and saw him having a threesome. We have kids. FML

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Arian_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:10

Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!

musicislife1995_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:06

nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.

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foreverhis715 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:14

I think the only positive thing to look at here is atleast he came out and told you. If he still has feelings or is still seeing those other girls then yes FYL. But other than that you guys have been dating for 3 years, obviously something's working.

myfriend_youfail 3

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:22

He WAS a jackass for deciding who he should date in such a manner. Randomly rolling a dice, instead of going by the girl's emotional and mental merits? PERSONALITY? But he HAS been with you for three years. Either he's still with you just because he thinks he can't get better sex anywhere else, or he actually cares for you. And I think the latter is much more likely. This would only be a FYL if he were still seeing those other five girls today. Then your life would truly suck.

seven_to_twelve 3

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:25

Well he obviously likes you for you now, cause he's been with you for three years.

Jacks_Penguin 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:30

I think he trusts you immensely for being honest and telling you this.

tub51969 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:45

your boyfriend is a god!

Feverrotes 15

Wednesday 16 December 2009 22:13

Indeed. I would die just to be like him

given2fly 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:48

sorry to burst the bubble but if you were not the one who he designated as "1" on the die, he might have not have chosen the best person. However, since you guys lasted three years, that didn't matter.