By notababymama - 07/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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palmtrees 1

If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

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melmcr 0

YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.

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CyclonePsycho 1

Why should she bother? He's clearly an idiot who thinks baby wipes automatically mean "SHE'S HIDING A BABEH FROM ME!" Those wipes could have been there for any reason. She could have even been taking care of someone else's child and simply left the wipes there.

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Ajjas013 6

Exactly! You don't need that dumbass. He just wanted an excuse to leave you.

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nickiloo22 0

yah but i find it hard to believe that he accused her of hiding a child from her and she just stood there, not saying a single thing, and let him leave her, and then proceeded to write it on fml. this obviously isn't real.

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TheDaveCA 1

Okay, I'm curious... How would you whip an ass with a baby wipe?

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harryman04 0

I call fake. If they dated for three years he wouldve known that she uses wipes to clean make up off her face. furthermore, he would know that she doesn't have a child. nice try.

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movies12 0

OMG ur bf is dumb. You could even be using them to whips yours ass. lol why would he think that. I use baby wipes I don't have a baby though. FYL

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serenaaaa_fml 0

ur better off with out somene tht stupid

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FarSide 22

Why would you want a dumb-shit for a boyfriend. FYL for your twisted way of thinking.

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hj5 0

good for you. he is too stupid to have a girlfriend. if he'd been with you for 3 years and still thinks you could have a baby he didn't know about. go find you a man with a brain and consider yourself lucky he is gone.

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jjrayay123 0

YDI considering you were dating a dumbass orrr...this story is bs...it's a little thing called commen sense, how cud you date some1, especially a grl, and not know she had a kid?

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prettygirlxo95 0

well that was very presumptuous of him but there is such a thing as make up remover u could use that

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anthraxcp 0

YDI for having such a dumbass bf. baby wipes are the ****** shit

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anjyu22 0

Yes, we should all switch to a considerably more expensive make up remover just in case our boyfriends find baby wipes in our bathroom and assume we have kids. Let's be proactive.

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dealwithlife 0

that sucks. I feel so bad 4 u. I would be so pissed at him. he is an idiot. btw, please don't use the word retarded in an insulting way, my little sister is mentally impaired and it is offensive. also, for you who will make fun of this comment, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!

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Thunderbender 2

I can understand why you would take offense to that word. But its just a word. . Fool, Idiot, Imbecile, etc were all once words used to describe the mentally impaired but all eventually came to be synonyms for stupid. Just like retard has. and just like what ever word we come up with to mean mentally impaired in the future is destined to become. My dad works with mentally impaired children at a special elementary school and cares for all of them deeply and I've heard him use the word retard in its current form before. Its really, just a word. No different from calling someone an idiot at this point. And I'm sorry but no one is going to stop saying the word just because some people still take offense to it.

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erizzz 0

this is stupid. both of u need to grow up. it's called communication. obviously there is other underlying issues if he would break up with u for something so dumb.

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