By notababymama - 07/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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palmtrees 1

If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

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melmcr 0

YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.

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exquisite 0

Your boyfriend saved you from wasting another minute of your life with him! It sucks for now, but I bet, after some time, you'll see other things that will make you realize you are better off without him.

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perdix 29

Why are you putting make-up on your baby? Can't you let them be innocent for a few years before you start pimping them out?

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Ejigantor 0

YDI for making up such an obviously fake FML. There is no possible way the scenario you describe could occur. But you have lots of guillable people telling you what an idiot your ex-boyfriend is, which must make you feel better, regardless of the actual reason he broke up with you (assuming he actually exists)

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AntiChrist7 0

He just wanted to dump you , and found a reason now. Girls only love assholes. YDI

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Lisa89 3

either this is fake. Your ex-bf is super, super weird. or.. no it's either one of those.

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Whiterabbitm1 0

what a dumbass even worse he didn't ask he assumed... sounds like you are better off without him

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