By notababymama - 07/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 982
You deserved it 3 605

Same thing different taste

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palmtrees 1

If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.

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That sucks. Baby wipes have multiple uses. I keep them in my car just in case I need to wash my hands while driving, and my husband uses them to "shower" while he is in the field (Army) or deployed. We both use baby wipes for non-kid uses. If he thinks thats an issue then you're better off without him. That's like the most ridiculous thing ever for him to get mad about.

maybe you are just talking to the wrong guys

This is photoshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a few shops in my time...

Fabby_fml 2

Why do I somehow doubt that this is real? A) Somehow I think if you date someone for 3 years you find out they have a kid, and B) He really wouldn't apologize after you explained? Please.

happyidiot3791 0

I'm sure the real story behind this was he saw that she had baby wipes in her bathroom and was like, "Oh? Why do you have baby wipes?" and she replied, "I use them to take my makeup off." And that was the end of it.  Then she got to thinking in her mind how she never has anything that happens to her that is worthy of posting to FML, so she decided to fabricate the story and make it extremely dramatic.  Besides, if they were in a relationship for 3 years, he obviously would have known if she had gotten preggers, since that's an entire 9 months to their relationship. 

sourgirl101 28

If you had a kid that needed baby wipe the kid would probly be a BABY under the age of three. Did he not see that you weren't pregnant? Why did you go out with this loser for soon long? I think you're more stupid then he is.

A LOT of women use baby wipes. Your boyfriend must have been quite the idiot.

your bf is a ********. be glad to be rid of him

I wipe my ass with baby wipes after the toilet paper :/