By notababymama - 07/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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palmtrees 1

If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

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melmcr 0

YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.

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r0ck_this 0

there was probably an underlying reason in his breakup and he was too much of a pussy to tell you the truth. you don't need him, get someone who is mature. FYL.

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nuttyt 0

ew why use baby wipes on your face??

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nikkideejay 0

this is fake... 3 years?!

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olivejuice001 0

Ew? Are you seriously that daft? She doesn't use shit encrusted wipes on her face, you moron. It's a cleanser wipe. With the equivalent of soap and water. They're good for sensitive skin because there are no harsh chemicals. Jesus. Ew. You gotta wonder about the mental midgets that populate this site. How they remember to even breathe on their own is beyond me.

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iGreen_Day 0

He's not mentally inferior at all... -.-

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blastvortex 3

He's an idiot. You're probably better off without him.

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jeniilouise 0

Well he seems lovely. Even if you did have a kid it would be a harsh reason to end it with you. But good you found out now without wasting any more of your time with him!

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DJ_Chutfield 4

Boyfriend of 3 years yet still doesn't trust you. **** him.

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lettertjes 0

You deserve it for posting fake stories on the internet.

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hellokimmiee 5

dude, this is so STUPID. all you had to do was explain right then and there that you use them to wipe your makeup off, it's SO SIMPLE, and then BAM problem solved. Unless you took WAY too long to answer him when he asked about them

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