send him one back that says "**** yeah!"

YDI for being a bitch.

Oh, he's a keeper, that one.

AW! cute. jealous. sayyessss.

Romantic. What'd you say? =P

I don't understand what's up with all of this FML material based on weird sex fetishes and funny boyfriends. I think you should say no and date a female for a while. Then when you're just about to kill yourself because you can't deal with the whining and complaining and over analyzing of every action you perform, you'll gladly go back to men. Or you'll change your name to Chad and learn to love the ******.

To each his own?

Maybe he was just kidding????

Your BF is awesome. Most proposals make you cry, but this one (should've) made you laugh. I give him props for uniqueness. :)

classy. you deserve it for dating a loser. If you marry this chump, how would you celebrate anniversaries?