By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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CueTheMusic 22

He can still marry you, but you don't get the hassle of changing your name on driving licence, bank cards etc. That's brilliant!

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tabbydionysis 18

"You know that means I can't kiss you, because we have the same last name and that would be incest"

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starbucks_girl 6

I hope you're not related (jk), he should still marry you if that's what you want.

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winchestinalock 21

Well he should marry her if that's what he wants too

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kaytasha 18

Having the same last name is not sufficient reason not to get married, it will just ease the need to do a change of name and other documentation related issues.

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FilbertMoo 11

It seems to me it would be more convenient to get married with the same last name. Looks like he is searching for a reason not to commit.

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blackonblight 32

Have fun explaining to him that there's more to a marriage than the surname change, all those legal benefits and such.

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2i1337i2iscore 13

People hide behind the strangest logic

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fsomelife 26

Plot twist: you live in a Mexican soap opera. Somewhere in the first 100-200 episodes right about now. It's about to start getting intense.

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ksks1234 33

So, he is her dead brother that she did not know about due to her accident that gave her amnesia. Meanwhile, Our Lady has resurrected him to seek revenge against the person that killed him. He does not know they are siblings since he is technically dead, and dead people do not have memories?

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

He's not a keeper. But I can see his point. Which is totally not a good point at all. Most men just don't want to get married . Good luck.

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TheAbstract 15

And there isn't a damn thing wrong with not wanting to get married. Sure, some people have commitment issues, but there's also the entire legal process that is such an obscene hassle. Don't be such a dink, man. If anything, OPs man-toy could have been cracking a joke.

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mld4657 28

your boyfriend sounds kind of lame.. I think it would be cool to be dating and have the same last name

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worldclassrager 39

Well you have been trying out his last name for your entire life...still marriage wouldn't be a bad idea

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