By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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toenibbler 14

One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.

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DocBastard 38

I will never understand women who complain that their asshat boyfriend breaks up with them for a stupid, immature reason. For ****'s sake, be thankful and move on with your life free of this assclown.

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YourBuddyElmo 5

Sadly logic and emotions are often at odds. It takes a week or two for the heart to catch up...

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Pigeon89 34

I think it's more because it's an embarrassing reason if anyone asks her!

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archenemybtch 0

Apropos? Good God, I think my iq lowered from reading that. Use English, please.

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SlackerEmeritus 13

What's the problem here? "Apropos" is in standard English usage.

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archenemybtch 0

It wouldn't have taken much more effort to actually spell out the entire word. People that use abbreviations such as "whatevs", "apropos", "cray", etc. sound like complete and total morons.

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mhopper 13

105, you're an asshat. You probably think conversate is an English word, too. I wouldn't be surprised if English was your only language.

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archenemybtch 0

I never use "conversate". I just think that people sound ignorant when they talk like that. You're wrong. I speak English and Spanish.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

142, get over yourself. Someone proved you wrong, and you learned a new word. Congratulations. Now, let's move on.

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DocBastard 38

Archenemybtch - You think people sound ignorant when they use proper English? Yes, apropos is an actual, real word in the English language. It isn't short for anything. Please do me a favour and never comment on one of my comments ever again. I'm not sure what actually lowered your IQ, but something clearly did.

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bamps184 2

142- that statement is ignorant unto itself. Hypocritical bastard.

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omfgshiz 7

Oh double standards.. He should grow up and be mature

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19riotgrrl83 0

Good for you! Jerk can dish it out but can't take it.

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TattleTale 8

This isn't an FML. You should be thanking the heavens that you are free of this idiot.

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zombiibabii 4

I don't consider this an FML because you found out what an idiot your boyfriend was, and you don't have to worry about him now. I'd say good riddance. Almost all women have one breast that's at least slightly larger. Same with men and their testicles. It's how our bodies are made. He needs to get past his own insecurity and learn to accept that no body (literal body) is perfect by nature.

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ohreallynow1992 3

I'm pretty sure that's normal for your boobs to be a little different

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Sexy_Smurf 16

He's way over-sensitive OP! As has already been mentioned and I'm sure you already knew, boobs / testicles aren't even in size. You damaged his ego and thats what he's whining about.... tell him to over himself! xx

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Sexy_Smurf 16

*get.... tell him to get over himself!! xx *facepalm at my own stupidity*

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letsgetouttahere 3

Most women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, it's usually not very noticeable and it's not a big deal. Your boyfriend was immature and it's probably best he broke up with you.

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iamyourgod 3

It's even funnier because guys are supposed to their nuts at different levels. To not have that is weird.

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elainelovesyou 7

Girls' breasts aren't both gonna be the same size either- one will be slightly bigger than the other.

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